Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Mr. Gold's Treasure Box

Coming this summer ... to a theater near you.

The tormented voices of Tracy and Dottie echo throughout the cold lonely mountain range. The last cries of their lament drowned out by the howling artic winds. From out of the depths of slavery comes a legend. A legend hell bent on avenging her lost friends. This lone warrior pits her courage against Tracy and Dottie's tormentors. With untold cunning and immeasurable strength, she strikes. Not at the Jicker, for he is a a mere pawn. Nor does she waste her time striking down other foes: vampires, ghosts, or leprechauns. No, this goddess of death thirsts for the blood of her enemy. She can only quench it by assailing the heart of the enemy: Gold and Apple themselves. Can even these imps of misfortune stand against her savagery?

This summer ... Schwarzenegger ... Buffington ... In a tale of legend.

Slave.

Thief.

Queen.

She is ...

Bubbles, the Barbarian

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